June 2011
2 posts
Jun 19th
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Jun 5th
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May 2011
6 posts
May 29th
“I never lose my temper, only my underwear.”
– Lindsay Lohan (via lyssahoney)
May 29th
May 24th
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May 22nd
May 16th
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May 16th
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April 2011
16 posts
“My mother told me that life isn’t always about pleasing yourself and that...”
– Chelsea Handler
Apr 21st
Apr 18th
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Apr 18th
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Apr 18th
2,138 notes
Gotta get get, get it poppin!
Me molesting @archiebeatz
Apr 17th
Apr 17th
Apr 17th
Why I love being a girl...
The best part about being a girl is the part where you get to stuff everything in a teensy little dress in the name of sexy. All that sucking in…the grunts…the zipper snapping against your skin. Sticking our feeties in shoes a half size too small bc its the last pair and we didn’t want to lose out. All of this shit just to be uncomfortable the whole time. And guess what? I...
Apr 17th
Apr 16th
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Apr 16th
Apr 16th
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That awkward moment when you try to kick in an...
peetaah:
Apr 15th
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Apr 15th
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Apr 15th
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tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
Apr 15th
Apr 15th
March 2011
2 posts
Mar 30th
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Mar 30th
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Mar 26th
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Mar 8th
February 2010
2 posts
Feb 23rd
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January 2010
2 posts
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December 2009
8 posts
Treadmill Gangsta
this shit always makes my day.
Dec 31st
“A dog is not considered a good dog because he is a good barker; and a man is not...”
– who knows but shit is lovely.
Dec 18th
Dec 17th
Dec 15th
I want Mia.
I have been waiting for this sexy bitch for months.. Oh yeah & I cannot forget. I want your ass too Bodhi..
Dec 15th
And God creamed on me.
It looked like I was driving through a biblical orgasm as hot and cloudy sex breath consumed the world. …somebody bone me in the snow already.
Dec 15th
“I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can...”
–  Marilyn Monroe
Dec 13th
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This is for God and the Ghey's
Dec 13th
November 2009
2 posts
Nov 3rd
Nov 1st
October 2009
6 posts
“Never explain yourself. Your friends don’t need it and your enemies...”
– Belgicia Howell
Oct 29th
oh marilyn minter, how sexual art thee.
taken with blackberry. <3 Okay so. As some of y’all know I splurged this week (or two) & I definitely bought a variety of things from a variety of sources. My spending range went as low as $3 to as high as $700. Not all of the items are on here that I purchased..I was too lazy to upload all of the shoes. Plus I’m still missing my louboutins (Originally $690...
Oct 29th
Oct 27th
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Oct 27th
Oct 25th
no disrespect to you but, i'm feeling me.
i don’t know who wrote this quote, but ty.
Oct 25th